Compilation of goats hollering like humans

Compilation of goats hollering like humans:
This is bizarrely hilarious…

Scandalous!

So, Tim Brown and Jerry Rice:  You are telling me that a Head Coach of a NFL team, while on the cusp of the greatest achievement one could attain in their field, decided to lose the game on purpose?  Seriously, that might be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

If you don't have a WaterPik, I highly urge you to get one.  They are fantastic.

I am currently digitizing our home movie library.  Not our DVD Movies, but the home video tapes that we have collected over the past decade and a half.  I have way more than I realized....this could take a while.

Bought myself one of those chin-up bars you put on a doorway.  I am going to be so ripped! (Not really...I will probably give up after three days, but who notices that?)

Zero Dark Thirty: Go see it.  Awesome flick.  Great story, enjoyable sequences...and no extraneous crap to muck up the main narrative.  Every second of the movie is about how they caught and killed Bin Laden.  Who knows how much of it is accurate, but it seems to get the main point down pretty well.  Highly enjoyable.

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American Taxi Driver Psycho

As is common for me when I need movies to watch, I like to go to the ol' internet and find lists...Top 10 Movies every Guy Should See, or The 30 Movies that mention Elastic Waistbands, etc.

So, I found a list and was intrigued by two movies.  First, American Psycho starring Christian Bale.  Bale plays Patrick Bateman, who works on Wall Street in the late 80's.  He is a pretty typical schmuck, as movies from that time period tend to depict...except that he is a murderous psychopath behind his mask of "normality".  I thought the movie was very well shot, but I was very confused at how the film played out.  I was left with quite a large question mark over my head as to the resolution of the film, and there seem to be a lot of people who agree with that assessment on the interwebs.  Overall, it failed to resonate with me but I plan on reading the book to see if I can gain further clarity.

The second movie I watched was Taxi Driver, a "masterpiece" starring Robert DeNiro and directed by Martin Scorsece.  I have noticed that there seems to be a time period of movies that I don't get, and this falls squarely into that time perieod.  This movie is considered to be one of the greatest of all time, and personally, I thought it was prettty awful.  Maybe I don't "get" older movies, but they tend to fall very flat for me.  I watched Chinatown a few months ago, and can't remember being more bored with a film...until I saw Taxi Driver.  The only interesting part of the movie for me was trying desperately to remember Harvey Keitel's name.  Other than that, I only watched the rest of the film because I was sure that at some point there would be a point to the movie.  Maybe I am wrong...maybe there is something that I missed that was critical to tying the film together, but whatever it was, I missed it big time.  I was confused the whole time as to what the hell was going on, and there really wasn't much of a plot to latch on to.  Was he going to kill Palentine?  Was he trying to date Betsy?  Was he trying to save Iris?  Who knows? I would love to talk to someone who "gets" this movie and have them explain it to me, and why I am so wrong, because lord knows I am not going to come to that realization on my own.

Can one of you help?

Deceptive Movie Titles

I will readily admit, I judge books by their cover. I have long since learned that I don't have the time to give every book, movie, and album a fair shot.  I would be backlogged for years and never get out of it.  So, I have to judge things by my immediate reaction (quick aside, you should read the book Blink by Malcom Gladwell about that subject. Great stuff.).  This inevitably leads to me missing the boat on some great stuff, but it also leads me to finding things that I thought weren't going to be great and turn out to be fantastic.

One of the great differences between me and my wife is that she will watch anything.  We give Redbox way too much business because she will watch pretty much every DVD that they put out because she just doesn't care.  She just wants to watch something for 2 hours and be done with it.  Movie watching for me is much more personal.  I need to feel involved, like I am part of an experience.  I don't watch movies for watching's sake.  I want to be invested in the experience.  So, I am pretty picky about what I watch.

Both of these points lead up to the next bullet, which is how movie titles can drastically affect which movies I watch.  A great example of this was the movie "Dinner for Schmucks" with Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell.  I knew the basic premise of the movie (rich guys bring morons to dinner and pick a winner) but not much else.  After watching the movie, I was actually a bit upset because the title was flat out wrong for the movie.  The film was about Paul Rudd finding one of these "morons" for the dinner and how he kind of ruined his life.  The "dinner" was the last 20 minutes of the movie.  I felt a bit betrayed.  I truly believe the movie would have been a bigger success if it had been called "A Week with Barry" or something similar.  I judged the movie by its title, and it betrayed me a bit.

Ok, so final point:  One of the movies that has snuck past me for several years is the movie "Donnie Darko". The reason that it got by my finely honed filters is that it sounds like an Italian gangster movie (to me).  I thought it was just another movie like Goodfellas or Carlito's Way, and I can't stand gangster movies.  Seriously, I don't think I have enjoyed one movie like that, save for The Usual Suspects.  So I never watched it.

When I travel, I like to load up on movies, and I often can't think of movies to load up on, so I go online and look for lists.  100 MOVIES EVERY GUY SHOULD SEE,  or 10 BEST MOVIES ABOUT GIANT BUNNY RABBITS...you get the idea.  One site mentioned Donnie Darko, but it had one element I hadn't seen before...and it was the picture above.  "Wait a minute!  Italian gangsters don't have demented bunny rabbits with them!"  Turns out, the movie is about a high school boy (Jake Gyllenhal) with some pretty severe dementia, and it has to do with time travel, fate, destiny, insane private school teachers, and the like.  It was a great, great movie.  I really, really enjoyed it. I highly recommend it.  I won't say that it changed my life (there are a lot of people online who say this...just check the IMDB comments), but I was very happy to have found one that slipped through the cracks.

I am a firm believer that movies find you.  If I haven't had some sort of inkling that a movie is going to be good, I usually end up not liking it.  A good example is "Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter".  That movie was terrible, and I should have known.  If no one has recommended a movie to me, or I haven't had my interest piqued by something online or on the radio/tv, I almost never like it.  But movies like Donnie Darko will keep that fire alive that tells me to watch a movie in spite of my best efforts to not like it.

Key and Peele: Dueling Hats

Comedy Central

If you haven't had the pleasure of watching Key and Peele on Comedy Central, you can thank me later.

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The best medicine...

If you had to pick the one video (viral or otherwise) that made you laugh the hardest consistently, what would it be?

This would be mine: