Tuesday, March 25, 2014
We get to our seats, and the seats start to fill up with Stars fans. A few rows in front of me, a family shows up, about 12 people strong. They mill about, getting seated, figuring out their positioning, etc. The game starts, and we are having a good time. It was clear to me that this family really hadn't been to a lot of hockey games, because they had the WORST timing of when to stand up and sit down. In fact, most of them were looking at their phones for the majority of the game. They also had an apparent addiction to the concession stand, because they got up for food quite a bit, always returning with another basket of fries or a new soda.
This is where the problem started. Every time they got up, they talked to each other. They didn't do the talking when they were sitting...they would stand up, then poll the group about what they wanted, where they were going, etc. Unfortunately for all of us, they only seemed to do this when the puck was in play. Never when there was down time. In fact, it seemed as if they knew the game so well that they planned it to stand up only when there was something interesting going on (not really, just bad timing).
Ms. Standuperton's apparent main complaint was that the wife behind her "cussed" by using the highly offensive word "ass". This was the crux of her argument back. After a few back and forths, though, she said something to the effect of "this bitch don't tell me shit to do" or something similar. At that point, I said something to everyone to try and keep the profanities to a minimum. There were quite a few younger kids around, my daughter included. It really diffused at this point, and everyone sat back and watched the game. About 30 minutes later (nice response time, AAC), an usher came by and politely lectured the couple of rows that were involved. Nobody got kicked out, nothing else was said.
Mr. and Ms. Standuperton left near the end of the 2nd period, but quite a few of the party remained. It was a never-ending stand up fest. Not kidding, they must have spent $300 at the concession stand, because they were just back and forth, back and forth all night long. I just wished they would have had some better timing of when to stand up and when to sit!