Thursday, December 22, 2011

You can always depend on the kindness of strangers...

Just got back from taking the ExplosiveDaughter and her best friend to the railroad tracks behind our house, hoping for some old fashioned fun "squishing pennies".  We placed the pennies on the tracks, and waited.  And Waited.  And Waited...still nothing.

What was great about the situation is that a very nice guy from the adjoining plant pulled up in his truck and asked if we were broken down and needed some help.  I told him what we were doing, and he smiled and told us to be careful.

It is nice to be reminded every once in a while that there are really, really nice people out there who still care that other people are helped if needed.  I won't know who he is, but I certainly appreciate how willing he was to help take care of some people who might have been in need.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Hulu - Community: Regional Holiday Music - Watch the full episode now.

Hulu - Community: Regional Holiday Music - Watch the full episode now.

If you like Glee, you really should watch the latest episode of Community. Then watch all of the other episodes of Community. They are worth it.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Cowboys Giants, Dec 11, 2011

I had the distinct non-pleasure of attending the SNF game in Arlington, TX.

The Cowboys have now provided me with not one, not two, but three "once in a lifetime" losses that are somewhat akin to a rapidly moving foot to the groin.

Jets?  Check.
Lions?  Check.
Up by 12 with 5 to play against the Giants for a 2 game lead in the NFC East and lose?  Check.

Grindy observations from the experience:

The "line" to get in.  It really wasn't a line.
Me and T-Rex
  • Getting into the stadium took almost as long as the game itself.  Horrible, horrible experience.  Luckily, it wasn't too cold or raining.  Not a very good system to get 95k people into that place.
  • Seats were very high up, but they weren't bad at all.
  • In the last row, there were about 10 Giants fans who were wearing Giants jerseys and Zubaz.  Poor fashion looked like they had all lost a bet.
  • I sat next to an absolutely crazy person.  Pretty sure she was a lesbian.  When Dez Bryant scored in the 4th quarter, I raised my arms over my head and she started punching me in the gut like I was a slab of beef and she was Rocky.
  • Do not misconstrue what I am saying:  I had a blast.  She was fun.  Just crazy.
  • I mean this with no disrespect, just a question.  Do lesbians wear the wrist brace as some sort of code?  I have seen too many of them wearing one to think that it is a coincidence.  Help?
  • I participated in something I am ashamed of.  If you know me, you know that I strongly believe in the karmic circle.  What goes around comes around.  If you f*ck with karma, it will get you right back.  In the 4th quarter, the Giants fans referenced above decided to leave, and the whole section (myself included), taunted them and waved bye.  The Cowboys proceeded to immediately lose the game.  I hate myself.
  • Traffic was bad.  And not in a "Wow, this is bad traffic" kind of way.  There was no visible police presence to direct traffic and pedestrians.  It was impossible to get anywhere.  I know that it is tough getting 100k people out of one place, but I would have thought the police presence would have been much, much greater.
  • Cowboys fans suck.  They are boring and lazy.  But, I blame the video board for almost all of it.  It is too easy to be suckered into just watching that and forgetting you are at the game.  I couldn't talk the next day, and we were 15 rows from the top.
  • I have become convinced that Jerry Jones sold his soul to the devil for those three Super Bowl rings.  I think he just missed the fine print that said he would never win another one.
  • Thanks to my buddy Travis for taking me, and his vendor for getting us the tickets.

S**t Girls Say

S**t Girls Say:

I found this to be quite entertaining....

RG3 The Dude has personality!!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Grinding Away....

Went to lunch at Bobby V's yesterday.  There was a large contingent of football fans, including one insufferable table of Packers' fans.  Well, the table wasn't the problem, just one guy at the table.  Every 5 yeard gain by the Panthers was the end of the season for Green Bay.  Every completion was equal to winning the Super Bowl.  There was a group of Steelers' fans at the back of the restaurant that would, as expected, cheer when the Steelers did something well.  The Packers guy would jump up, hold up a one and a three, and yell (at the top of his lungs), "THIRTEEN!!!", which is apparently how many championships the Packers have won.

He would walk up to the TV every time something happened, almost like he wanted to fight the television.  It was supremely annoying until we realized we should just sit back and enjoy the show.  He gave us years of material to laugh about, because he was truly insane.  It was also good because it gave my wife some perspective as to how there are people out there who are much crazier than I am.

Some grind-y thoughts:

  • Bobby V's has the best cheese sticks I have ever had.  Seriously, they are worth the trip.  It is off of 20 and Bowen in Arlington.
  • Bobby V's is a great place for a sports fan. A ton of memorabilia, cool magazine covers on the walls, etc...but it is a little dated.  They probably need to renovate, but I am sure that is expensive.
  • I wonder if Bobby Valentine even has anything to do with that place anymore.
  • The place was obviously retrofitted with televisions, as they seem like they were crammed into every corner they could find. 
  • Watched the movie Paul with Simon Pegg and Seth Rogen. Not funny.  Not even a little.  I was disappointed.
  • Who wants to get rid of Tony Romo now?  Think Kitna would have made that pass to Holley?
  • Speaking of which, Jesse Holley is supremely lucky he didn't fumble that ball. That would have been Roy Williams-esque, wouldn't it?
  • Some great videos I found on YouTube called "Classic Albums".  Watch this one and you will be hooked.  Butch Vig discusses recording "Nevermind" with Nirvana, and has certain tracks isolated so you can hear the different dynamics that went into recording that record.  Great, great stuff.
  • I am trying to grow my hair out.  I figure that at some point, my hair is going to fall out, so I am going to take one last run at this.  Who knows if it will work, but my hair looks like crap right now.

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Monday, September 12, 2011

Amazon's ridiculous packing methods...

If you have ever ordered anything from, you probably know that they aren't exactly judicious in how they attempt to save packing material.  I have recieved some doozys before, but today's took the cake.

I ordered a new umpiring chest protector last week.  It showed up on my doorstep.

I have included a shoe to show scale. I wear about a size 10.

Silly, right?

I open it up, and this is what I see:


I honestly couldn't believe that they had sent me this huge box for something that could have been easily rolled up into a small box.  I am sure that they have been called to the carpet many times for this one, but I just can't seem to understand why they continue to do it!

For comparison, this is the chest protector on top of the box, to show wasted space.

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

A country legend

Right around the time my wife and I got married, she started mentioning to me that she has always loved country music legend Steve Wariner.  Honestly, I had never heard of the guy, but she had a very deep and very long-standing love of his music.  Turns out, I knew a few of his songs, but only by proxy.  I can't stand country music, so that didn't surprise me.

Well, through the magic of the internet, we found out that good ol' boy Steve was playing at the Choctaw Casino in Durant, OK.  We bought our tickets, and went last night.

That dude is GOOD.

Sure, his songs are super sappy.  Imagine all of the bad poems you tried to write when you were a kid....cheesy rhymes, drippy love notes, all of that...but somehow, he takes those cheesy-ass lyrics and turns them into a great, great song.  Plus, he can play the hell out of a guitar.  He had a very simple setup:  him, a bass player (who played a gorgeous 5-string Fender), a drummer and a piano/keyboardist.  It is hard to enjoy a concert when you only know 3-4 of the songs, but he definitely made it very fun. He told a lot of stories, which really made it interesting.

One story he told I thought was great.  He recalled writing and recording a song in 1977 on his very first album, and it didn't do anything.  In 2006, he pitched the same song to the guys at Capitol records, and they said, "Hey!  You should record that!". So he didn't say anything, re-recorded the song, and it was a big hit.  I love stuff like that.

Overall, we had a wonderful time and we definitely got to cross a major item off of my wife's bucket list.  She jumped up, screaming and clapping for every single song.  I really don't recall seeing her enjoy herself as much as she did. The best part was that the tickets were only $25 and we got to sit 5th row.  Watching a concert from that close is great no matter who you are seeing, so I know that she had the time of her life.

On a side note, I have a few "sarcastic bastard" observations that I would like to share:

  • Why in God's name would you go to a concert, and spend the ENTIRE show watching it through your iPhone's screen?  Put the effing camera down and enjoy the performance.  Your crappy pictures aren't going to be worth anything anyway. (The pictures above were the only two that I took the whole show, smartass).
  • I sat next to a gaggle of drunk hens.  They were not fun.  They would sing the chorus of the song (I have no problem with that), but after singing, they would immediately start talking to one another, loudly.  They also smelled like whiskey.  Pretty sure that had something to do with the talking.  They weren't rude, but they WOULDN'T SHUT UP!
  • If you are going to take pictures at a concert with your normal camera, here is a tip.  Your flash doesn't do you any good unless you are less than 10-15 feet from the subject.  Most flashes in regular cameras aren't going to do anything but illuminate the heads in front of you, so turn it off.  Especially that stupid red-eye reduction.  If you don't know how to turn off your flash, learn.  It will make your concert pictures much better, and the people in the audience will thank you because you don't have to see a million flashes every time you want a picture. Same thing goes for sporting events.  Your flash isn't going to illuminate Tony Romo from 800 feet.  It is just simple physics.
  • Choctaw's concert hall is very small, very intimate.  There were probably only 600-700 people there, which made it even more fun.  If you have a chance to see a concert there, you won't regret it because the worst seat in the house is better than the best seat anywhere else.
  • Steve Wariner looks like Wade Phillips, if he lost about 75 pounds.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Selfless act of the year?

Wow...this is incredible.  I bet that was a hard decision to make.

School superintendent gives up $800,000 in pay

August 29th, 2011 | Author: 

Some people give back to their community. Then there’s Fresno County School Superintendent Larry Powell, who’s really giving back. As in $800,000 — what would have been his compensation for the next three years.

Until his term expires in 2015, Powell will run 325 schools and 35 school districts with 195,000 students, all for less than a starting California teacher earns.

“How much do we need to keep accumulating?” asks Powell, 63. “There’s no reason for me to keep stockpiling money.”

Powell’s generosity is more than just a gesture in a region with some of the nation’s highest rates of unemployment. As he prepares for retirement, he wants to ensure that his pet projects survive California budget cuts. And the man who started his career as a high school civics teacher, who has made anti-bullying his mission, hopes his act of generosity will help restore faith in the government he once taught students to respect.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

U2 > A Fan Joins The Band > U2 360° Tour 2011


This is pretty sweet. Bono brings a blind fan up on stage to play a song with U2, and lets him keep the guitar afterwards.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The TSA gets my two cents...

We keep hearing these stories about the TSA and how they subjected this person to this type of treatment, and how outrageous it is.  I believe the latest stories involve a three-year old girl and a 95-year old having to remove her adult diaper.

I personally have no problem with this, and here is why.

The minute that the TSA starts to make an exemption for a certain type of passenger, it will become the number one way to exploit the security measures.

If the TSA announces that they will no longer search people with adult diapers, then that is exactly how contraband will make it through security.

Don't think for one second that if the TSA won't search children under three, that there won't be some sicko out there who will use that to his or her advantage.  We have seen much, much worse being done over the course of history; why would it stop now?

Yes, there is a line, and we should respect that human beings have a certain level of dignity to expect.  I also think that we really need to stop getting so outraged at the fact that, in 99% of the cases, these people are doing their job.  The minute we relax is when it will all happen again.

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Friday, May 6, 2011

Intentionally incompetent 80′s spoof metal band covers “Bohemian Rhapsody”

The first half is pretty good...other than that it seems to borrow a lot from Spinal Tap.

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Another reason cell phones frustrate me...

The business of cell phones is maddening.  I currently use an Android phone, and I like it.  I wouldn't say I love it....but I certainly don't hate it.  It works.  

I keep seeing ads for the Windows Phone.  I think it might be a good alternative, but the more I think about it, the more frustrated I get.  


Because I can't try it.

I can't go to a store and try a phone out for a week.  I can't spend enough time with a phone's operating system to see if it is something I like.  About 2 years ago, I purchased a Motorola Backflip from an AT&T store.  After spending about 3 weeks with that abortion of a phone, I moved on and haven't looked back.  But, I needed time to get used to the phone, to get comfortable with the options, etc.  See, most people aren't like me.  They just want a phone that makes calls and occasionally checks email and Facebook.  Not me.  I want a phone that does it all, and doesn't frustrate me.  It is a tradeoff for me...I love the iPhone, but there are still too many things that make Android better, in concept.  Like free, turn by turn navigation.  Like over the air updates.  Like a real notification system.  But the iPhone just works, and looks great (and has 100x better games).

So, I see all of these ads for the Windows phone and how awesome it is, but the last thing I am going to do is get locked into a 2 year contract with a phone that I might hate after three weeks.  I have to be able to try the phone out.  If someone were to let me use a Windows Phone for a few weeks, I bet I would love it, especially as a work phone.  The integration with Exchange is probably top notch (another thing that frustrates me about Android...the Exchange integration can be kind of wonky).

So, Microsoft...if you want a convert, send me a phone to use.  If I like it, I will buy it.  But there is no way in hell I am going to lock myself down until my son graduates from high school to try out your phone, only to hate it and have to spend more money.

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Monday, May 2, 2011


So, a few months ago I noticed that Tom Clancy had released a new novel for the first time in several years.  The title is Dead or Alive, and since I have loved pretty much everything that Clancy had written, I checked it out from the library and read it.

For those of you unfamiliar, Clancy's flagship premise is following a guy named Jack Ryan, who appeared in novels as far back as 20 years ago.  I believe you have seen "The Hunt for Red October", which was about Mr. Ryan convincing a Soviet Sub captain to defect.  In the novels, Jack Ryan progresses through his career, eventually becoming President.

In Dead or Alive, Jack is now retired and writing his memoirs, and the focus shifts over to his son, Jack Jr..  Junior is a CIA operative who is, naturally, working his way up the ladder on his own.

So, here is where it gets kind of wierd...the novel is essentially a fictionalization of the capture of bin Laden.  Of course, the name is changed and the story is altered slightly, but you can tell that Clancy was just taking the history of our country, changing it slightly, and writing a sort of "history porn" of how the capture of the most notorious terrorist of our generation would go.

He got a lot of it right...You have the CIA keying on a courier (that really happened), you have a night-time raid of a compound (that really happened), and even the fact that he was kind of hiding in plain sight (which is smart).

Some of the bigger differences are that the fake bin Laden was in Las Vegas in the book, not Pakistan, as well as a pretty key character dies in the book, which didn't happen in real life.  I think it is pretty interesting how the stories tend to parallel each other pretty closely.

It is a pretty good read, but I wouldn't recommend picking it up if you haven't read any Clancy first.  Start with Red October and work your way through the progression.  The book will make a lot more sense after you have some context of the characters.


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Made Me Laugh

Sunday, May 1, 2011


Is it wrong for me to feel just a little bit sad when I see 25 people waiting for the library to open, and as soon as the doors are open, every single one of the heads for the Internet stations?  Then,  5 minutes later, more than 75% of them are on facebook?

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Acoustic Super Mario Bros soundtrack: 11 minutes of great background music

Try to stick with it until about the 5:45 mark. Nice little surprise there.

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The Greatest Video Ever Made?

You be the judge:


One thing that I am loving about Hollywood these days:  It has become less about how much money you are going to pay me, and more about making great things.

Sure, there are still plenty of money-grubbing whores out there, but there are more and more awesome things being made without a lot of the old 90's egos showing up.

Just a few people who were in this video:

Elijah Wood

Seth Rogen

Steve Buscemi

Ted Danson

Neil Patrick Harris

Will Arnett

Will Ferrell

Jack Black

John C. Reilly

David Cross

That is probably about half of the famous people that are in this sucker...I think it is GREAT!

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

He was sent from Planet Bassiopiea....

Most people in their lives become pretty good (at least) at one thing.  Maybe you are good at selling insurance.  Maybe you are good at playing foosball.  Maybe you are Michael Jordan...whatever.  That isn't the point.  When you become good at something, you start to recognize the true talent that people have in your profession.  Take for example your average NBA basketball player.  That player would look at someone like Michael Jordan and say, "Damn...that guy is good".  Now are talking some serious talent here.

Very, very rarely, do we ever see someone who is so far in front of the competition that the race isn't even fair.  I struggle to find a comparison here.  For a while there, Tiger Woods was so good at golf that it almost seemed unfair....but he didn't win them all.  Sure, he was good, but we wasn't unstoppable.  Look at what Roger Federer did in tennis...great, by anyone's measuring stick, but not unquestionably dominant.  I could go on an on.

There is one person, though, who is, without any doubt whatsoever, 10x better than the best that ever lived at what he does.  We use the phrase "He couldn't hold a candle..." pretty often, but in this case, no one even comes remotely close to what Les Claypool is able to do with a bass guitar.

Some of you probably know that I have played bass guitar for quite some time now (almost 20 years).  I, in no way, consider myself to be good.  I am good in the same sense that driving a car for many years makes me a good driver.  In actuality, I am a safe driver with lots of experience, and that in many ways describes how I play bass guitar.  I am safe and have lots of experience.  The one thing that playing bass for that long gives me is a pretty good authority to recognize talent when it is present.

Les Claypool's farts are better bass players than I ever will be.

Watch this video:


The things that Les does are impossible.  Literally impossible.  And that is just what he is doing with his bass.  He sings.  He scats.  He keeps rhythm.  The dude is sent from an alternate dimension, specifically to play bass.  Just watch at how easy it is for him.  He doesn't even have to try.

I promise you that if I tried to play what he is playing, I would have to slow it down to about half speed, and I would still have trouble getting 50% of it right.  He was specifically designed, engineered, and wired to play bass.  I hesitate to call him a freak, because he seems to have a very level know how some people are really good at something, but it seems to have taken away other, more important attributes?  Like the guy in high school that could breeze through math class but couldn't put a complete sentence together without pissing himself?

Yeah, that isn't Les.  There really shouldn't be any way he can do what he does with a bass guitar.  Trust me on this one.

So, using your authority in what you are good at, who are your leaders?  Who sells the hell out of insurance in your area of expertise?

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Thursday, April 21, 2011


My daughter (8) plays the cello.  Well, she plays notes on a cello. I wouldn't say that she is to the pint where you could call her up to record your next emo hit.  But she does fairly well, and is even getting pretty good for a 2nd grader.

The cool thing is, she is starting to experiment, and that is usually when a musician starts to take off...because they are enjoying the instrument.  She comes home every day from school and religiously sits down and plays whatever three or four songs she is working on.  Usually, she just hammers her way through them as quickly as possible, playing them at a ridiculous tempo just to be done with them.

Last week, something cool happened...she started playing the theme from Jaws.  You know...duhh duhn.  Duhh duhn...dundundundund...and so on.  It was really neat to hear her work her way through it.

This week, I noticed something even cooler...she is transposing keys.  She is playing the same song on different strings, which changes the key.  Now that is progress!  To make that easier to understand for you non-musical folks, songs can be played in a multitude of different keys, as long as the notes are played in the correct place.  For example, you can play a song on a guitar in a different key just by playing the same song two frets up.  It makes the song go up a register, which might make it easier for someone to sing, for example.

Anyway, by doing these kind of things, she will become much, much better at cello, because she is starting to enjoy it.  Much like the way a kid will become better at baseball when they want to hang around the fields after practice and throw with their friends, or the way a kid who carries a soccer ball around with him will probably become better, just by proxy.

It is fun to be a dad, I tell you what!

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Every parents' fear...

Yesterday might have been the scariest moment of my life.  Seriously.

My wife and I play this game where we are constantly changing who picks up our daughter from school on a daily basis.  Sometimes I get her, sometimes she does.  Sometimes we have to work out last minute things and one of us has to rush up there, so there has been some confusion in the past.

But nothing like yesterday.

I was at home, working.  I looked at my watch and it said it was 2:25, and I usually leave the house at 2:50 to get my daughter.  Her school is about 3 miles away from our house, so it takes me no time to get there.  My iPad pleasantly chimed to remind me that I had an appointment in 15 minutes, so I headed to my office to get ready.  Then it hit appointment was scheduled for 4:00.  I looked at my watch, and it still said 2:25.  It had completely stopped and I hadn't realized it.

Instant panic.

If you have done the math here, I am now 45 minutes late to pick up my daughter from school, and my wife wasn't getting her. I called my daughter's cell phone to see if she was still waiting, and I heard it ring upstairs, which means she forgot to take it to school. So, I jumped in the car and sped off to the school, hoping that she was just waiting for me, or maybe had gone into the school to wait.


She wasn't there.

Normally she waits at a picnic table at the corner, and we pick her up from there.  No dice.

I look inside the school (the doors were already locked).  She wasn't there.

I checked with the after school program. She wasn't there.

So, my mind is starting to work a little faster.  I am not prone to panic, so I haven't lost it yet, but it is starting to get there.

I checked with her cello teacher...nothing.  I checked with her homeroom teacher...nothing.  No one had seen her.

As a quick aside, my daughter is pretty smart.  She isn't normally the type to just go wandering off.  That thought started to worm its way into my head, and that made me nervous.  We have talked numerous times about not going anywhere with strangers.  We even have a code phrase that she is supposed to ask for if she doesn't know the person, and if they don't know it, get out of there and find a responsible adult.

So, I have about 4 teachers, an assistant principal, myself and my frantic wife on the other end of the phone constantly searching for her.  I told the AP that I was going to drive towards the route that she might have decided to walk home, but I was sure she wouldn't have done this.  It is just too far, and you have to cross three pretty major roads to get there.

I jump in the car and start driving, frantically looking on either side of the road for any clue that she might have gone through there.  In my head, I am already preparing my script for what I am going to say to the police.  I imagined hearing the Amber Alerts breaking through on the radio, and knowing that they were looking for my daughter.  I was paralyzed with fear as I drove home, going just slow enough to see if I saw her walking down the street.

I pulled into my neighborhood, pleading to any deity I could think of to please make her be ok.  I pulled into my driveway, and I noticed that the front door to our house was slightly open, which gave me hope.  I walked in the house, and I heard her sobbing in my office, as she was trying to send an email to her mom to figure out what was going on.

So, she was ok, and I was completely flooded with the highest sense of relief you could ever imagine. Her face was red and sunburned from the walk, and she was exhausted.  Three miles.  8 years old.  Crossing who knows how many lanes of traffic.  Not only that, but she knew how to get home, which (after my fear had passed) I was somewhat impressed with.  I am pretty sure my 14 year old son couldn't make it home from his school on his own.  He never pays that much attention.

In the end, everything was fine.  I was relieved.  But do me a favor and talk with your kids and make sure they understand that they can always go back to the school and find a trusted adult to help them.  We had planned for every contingency imaginiable, except for that one.  Just know that their brains will work in weird ways under stress, and if the perfect storm ever happens, they need to know what to do.


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Monday, April 11, 2011


Last night, my kids and I were watching an old episode of Family Guy (I know, right...father of the year).

It was the episode where Peter joins the Renaissance Fair to be a knight.  There was one callback joke based around Margot Kidder and how she kind of went crazy.  I would post a video of it but I can't find it.

Anyway, my kids didn't get the joke (hell, I barely got it), but my daughter didn't just let it go by.  She asked me about it, and I told her to look it up. The only information I would give her is that the name of the woman was Margot Kidder.

As I sit here typing this, my 8 year old daughter is reading to me facts about Margot Kidder, bi-polar disorder, Vincent van Gogh, and Helen Keller.  She is seated across the room with her netbook on her lap.

How freaking lucky are kids these days to have access to every piece of information they could ever want, whenever they want?

If I wanted this information when I was her age, it would have been fruitless.  Maybe, just maybe, I could go to a really big library and look up past issues of People magazine to find out what happened to a certain actress, which would have led me to an encyclopedia about bi-polar disorder, and so daughter just got all of that information in 10 minutes.  At 8 years old in 1984, it would have been an entire day's worth of work, and that would have involved my mom driving me to a library out of town.

I no longer weep for our future.

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Blog struggles

Ok, I will admit activity on here has been, for lack of a better word, shitty.  There is a good reason why, though....I have always really struggled with what kind of stuff to put on this blog.  Should I keep it edgy?  Should I keep it homely?  How much information should I reveal to the world about my family, etc.?

Just to give you an example of my paranoia, I strictly refuse to comment on YouTube videos, due to the simple fact that someone could probably figure out who I am, where i live, and what school my kids go to if given enough time and willpower.  Why piss people off on a forum that doesn't matter?

Which brings me back to this here blog and why I never update...I usually just don't want to tell all the good stuff.  Now, before you get the wrong idea, I don't secretly run a Waste Management company, or have these skeletons in my closet that I am afraid of.  In fact, I am probably one of the cleanest guys you will ever know. I don't do drugs, nor have I ever done drugs.  I have never even smoked a cigarette in my life.  I drink the occassional beer, but haven't overdone it in quite some time. So, you probably aren't going to get a lot of juicy stuff out of me.

Within the last year or so, I have discovered a wonderful blog that has truly inspired me, day in and day out, to be a better father to my children.  You will find it here.  The guy who does this blog reminds me a lot of myself...loves video games, loves his kid, and tries to do things that make him a better person.  Then it hit me...this guy is revealing quite a bit of personal information about himself and his family, and it isn't hurting him or anyone.  In fact, it is making them better.  So, here I am...the new blogging machine.  At least, that is the goal.

I have two kids.  One of them is a freshman, about to journey into the vast wasteland that is high school.  The other is in 2nd grade.  Both of them are quite smart, and not in that whole "my baby is so smart!!!" kind of way.  They are verified by independent evaluators smart.  Chandler, my son, absolutely destroyed his PSAT and is in very select company.  Last month, my daughter was asseded for the G&T program at her school.  So, I am told they are smart.

Now, before you go off and start thinking that I am about to go on this rant about how I am the reason they are smart, hold on just a sec.  I would never consider myself a lazy father...but I do think that 98% of all of the BS that parents do for their kids has nothing to do with how smart they are.  All the flash cards, Mozart in the womb, early childhood programs, etc. are just huge time wastes, in my opinion.  Your kids reflect you day in and day out, and the best thing that I can say about my kids is that they are hard working and they truly aim to please. That, in my opinion, is what truly makes a person successful, is that their goal is to make others happy.  Both of my kids truly respect their teachers (although we have had some dicey moments with the freshman, but overall we are still good), and this leads to good grades.  I know that sounds oversimplified, but it is the truth.  Now, back to the reflection piece...this is my number one flaw in life, but most of the time, it is an advantage.  I aim to please...I can't say no to anyone.  My wife hates this about me. If you need help moving, just ask me...I won't say no.  If you need someone to watch your dog for a weekend, just ask me. I won't tell you no.  I can't do it.  I have overcommiited myself so many times, it is sad, but this is what makes my kids tick.

I love my kids to the ends of the earth, but that doesn't really make me any different than 99.9% of all parents out there.  I am sure you love your kids too...just remember that what you do is the biggest indicator of what they will do.  If you smoke, so will they.  If you yell at the waiter at a restaurant, so will they.  The old adage of do what I say, not what I do, will never work with your kids.  So remember, if you hug your kids every day, sit down and eat dinner with them every day, and tell them that you love them every day, they will do the same.  And usually, that means they are going to be pretty good at being adults, too.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Rockin' Out Koala Bear

via Neatorama by John Farrier on 2/8/11

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When this koala plays air guitar, he can really get an audience excited. Next up: a kangaroo on drums.

via The Presurfer

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Random Atlanta Hotel Room Thoughts

I just had too many of these running through my head, so I needed to
get them out.

I am sitting in my hotel room in Atlanta with nothing but time to
kill. As I thumb through the different channels, stopping mostly on
American Idol, this is what is going on.

Steven Tyler is a big thumbs up in my book. But my fear is that your
average American housewife really has no idea who he is. If you like
the show NCIS, you probably don't give a rat's ass who Steven Tyler

There is a channel on the TV here that says nothing but
"Congratulations. You have a Dish 500. Nice usage of bandwidth.

I rarely get a chance to watch commercials on tv, mainly because I
don't watch TV that much. I am certainly not missing anything.

Except for the two AT&T commercials right now...the one where they are
eating tacos outside Eric's office and the one where the guy gets the
text message before everyone else and has that crazy laugh. Now that
is funny stuff.

One thing that completely sucks about the Apple Bluetooth Keyboard and
the iPad: If you forget to turn the keyboard completely off before
you put it in your bag, every time one of the keys is pressed, the
ipad lights up and wants you to use it. So, for most of the day, mu
ipad kept on turning on in my bag. Battery life was much less than
usual because of that.

This hotel I am staying in charges $12.95 a day for internet. That is
highway robbery. The room only costs $125 a night. I am paying more
than 10% of the room charge for one day of internet. Hard to justify
that cost.

Nancy Grace is the worst thing ever. If you like and regularly watch
that show, I dislike you. She is what is wrong with this country's

I really like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Their shows are great.
But I think if their goal is to raise consciousness of how stupid
people are, they should do more appearances on other people's shows.
They need to appear more to people who don't like them. But, people
are such sheep that they would probably just change the channel.

I am so thankful that I don't pay for cable tv. Aside from the
various sporting contests that I invariably miss, I am not missing

Of course, Comedy Central plays a South Park episode making fun of
Jennifer Lopez, opposite of American Idol (where she is one of the new

Does TBS play anything but Tyler Perry shows? I know this is kind of
beating a dead horse, but it seriously seems like that is all that is
ever on there.

Coming home tomorrow. Can't wait. Oh yeah, one more thing...if you
can avoid Atlanta's airport, do it. That thing is poorly designed, in
a ridiculous way.

Sent from my iPad

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

First post with my new Apple Bluetooth Keyboard and iPad

Ok, so if you look at my earlier post that says I wasn't going to get
an iPad, then you will think that I am a fool. Well, you probably
already think that, but life goes on, right?

I have had the ipad for the last few months, and it is nothing short
of amazing. I love it so much. The funny thing is that the amount of
time I spend sitting in front of my home computer has drastically

I started a new job this month, and I am seriously thinking that they
could just let me use an iPad instead of a laptop. It is that
versatile. Sure, there are certain things that I cannot do with my
iPad that I can with a laptop. It won't have the processing power to
do some of the heavier tasks that I have to be able to do with my job,
but as far as email goes, this thing is great.

My kids love the games, I love NetFlix, and I love having it.

This is me admitting I was wrong. If you are on the fence, thinking
that you might want one, get off the fence. Go get it. You won't
regret it. Or, make up your mind that you are going to get the new
one when it comes out in the spring. Either way, you will thank me.

Sent from my iPad

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

VIDEO: Homeless dude does the best fake radio voice ever

Let's get this guy a job!

via Guyism by Chris Spags on 1/4/11

There is literally nothing that brings me more joy than exploiting the homeless for viral video glory. In this video, a Columbus, Ohio homeless man does a fake radio DJ voice and it’s so damn enrapturing.

I would totally hire him for my all-homeless-person radio station. WHBO – Where You Get All the Hits. And Homeless Piss. Lots of Homeless Piss. Seriously, We Don’t Even Know What They’re Ingesting But It Smells Awful.

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